are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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