Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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