And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
