So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize