So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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