Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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