not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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