i only shaved half my leg
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.