He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You're a disaster