your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.