Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!