my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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