Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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