Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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