my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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