I'm gonna have a badass scar
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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