East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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