Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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