Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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