i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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