it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
