yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We have started to decorate penises.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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