Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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