ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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