Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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