ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
