who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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