He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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