FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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