Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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