Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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