I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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