At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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