What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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