i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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