i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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