how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I just found puke in my bra..
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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