That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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