just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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