I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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