I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize