Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
