so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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