I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
its not stalking. its research.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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