dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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