i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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