Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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