doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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