Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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