new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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