just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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