Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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