Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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