Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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