OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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