420 ftw
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I woke up under a house in Key West
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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