The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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