im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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