Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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