gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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